The Blue Avians and Starseeds

Sphere Beings

By Michelle Walling   The highest Avian race that I am aware of are the Blue Avians, who remain a bit of a mystery. They are higher dimensional beings, higher than most, inhabiting the 6th to 9th dimensions. To put this in perspective, humans on earth are a 3rd to 5th dimensional group. The Blue …

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Welcome to the 2020s-2029 Future Timeline Events

2020 Microsoft ends support for Windows 7 The computer operating system, Windows 7, went on general release in October 2009 as the successor to Windows Vista. In contrast to Vista, Windows 7 received praise from critics, who considered it a major improvement over its predecessor due to increased performance, a more intuitive interface (especially the …

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Quarantine tips from Hilly + Nilly

Area 51 Retail Center

If tales of crashed flying saucers and extraterrestrial visitors being held captive by the government are to be believed, it stands to reason that these aliens would know a thing or two about surviving under quarantine. That’s the premise behind a bizarre and wildly entertaining music video from a Las Vegas entertainment complex known as …

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How Powerful Is The Flying Spaghetti Monster?

FSM

  “Arrrr. To be a good follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, ye should drink much meade and surround Pastafarianism Countries yerself with as many buxom wenches as possible.” —Mosey on Flying Spaghetti Monsterism “Accept His Noodly Magnificence into your heart, into your soul, and ye shall forever be free. R’Amen.” —Ragu on Pastafarianism “In …

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The Nazi Breakaway Colony and Chinese Mission to Mars

Nazi

‘On July 30, 1976, the LR [Labeled Release] returned its initial results from Mars. Amazingly, they were positive. As the experiment progressed, a total of four positive results, supported by five varied controls, streamed down from the twin Viking spacecraft landed some 4,000 miles apart. The data curves signaled the detection of microbial respiration on …

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What is the Pastafarianism?

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pastafarianism. Pastafarianism (portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarianism) is a social movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion and opposes the teaching of intelligent design and creationism in public schools. According to adherents, Pastafarianism is a “real, legitimate …

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