- “Arrrr. To be a good follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, ye should drink much meade and surround
yerself with as many buxom wenches as possible.”
—Mosey on Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
- “Accept His Noodly Magnificence into your heart, into your soul, and ye shall forever be free. R’Amen.”
—Ragu on Pastafarianism
- “In the Name of the Pasta, and of the Sauce, and of the Holy Meatballs…”
—Ishmali Camuwundra on FSMism
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pastafarianism, is the religious following of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, commonly abbreviated as FSM. According to Pastafarianism, FSM is a benevolent supernatural entity who created the world some 4000 years ago while very drunk, although the world is intentionally built to make humans think it’s older than it really is.
He must be some powerful deity, LOL He boiled for our Sins !
Love and Laughter, Happy Quarantine !
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